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Albania

When we were in the evening in Podgorica something to treat food as a reward for the "repair", we speak two German-speaking on our mopeds .. We are just talking and we got offered an apartment for the night - for free. Since we can not say no, thank you one more time at this point.
In the morning we make ourselves then towards Albania, but after about 2 km are outside the city limits of Podgorica Hennings Moped back to the mind.
Henning moves so precisely with my scooter to a garage near where we want to try to repair it and skin for the first time NEN big nail in my rear, wonderful.
We spend most of the day before the workshop, the problem with Hennings moped can not solve, despite that, and then in the evening to make up our minds to Albania to tow, we are running out of time.
When we reach is then against the Albanian border is 23h long dark. The border crossing is done without any problems. At the border post we ask for the road conditions, we are told the first 50km would be bad, but then the roads would have approximately "German quality". In fact the first 50Km
are pretty crap, but we come in spite of road and towing vorran well. The impression of the cities of Albania is a little bizarre, we see in the first city many street dogs, and women sweep the streets with broom. At two in the clock will be noticeably cooler, and exhausted we would too, so we were on a carcass behind a gas station, right on the main road. It turns out everything that was a good decision, because the roof of the building shell protects us from the sun, and we can sleep.
dawdle on the day around us, and spend our time trying to lizards . Hunt When we want to start driving to 17h, my rear tire is flat - weird, but it was only yesterday we had changed the tube, the first was torn from the nail that is normal. So again make
the hose repair, and install the new holes in, so you can spend a few hours .. However, we have
found two diodes, and can use them in Henning in the control part, we may not have the hope that it lasts long, but we do not have to tow the time being. In the dark we reached Tirana, and when we want to withdraw cash at an ATM, gather around children directly to us and ask questions. It is unusual to be surrounded by so many people directly, However, no one is pushy or rude. In Tirana, we then eat in a restaurant and decide to take so long until we are tired.
We continue towards the coast, along the way, we also go on motorways - in Albania, no problem. At about 2am then denied the diode in the control part, fortunately directly to a gas station. So we packed our camping mats, and put us to sleep next to the highway at a gas station on the floor for.
After 3-4 hours of sleep then starts the next day, we use the last diode, and hope that holds at least as long as the first 170km!
drag 20km later we then again ..
makes us even now "Cold", at first always easy between "Yeah FINALLY continue," and "A DAMN SHIT SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW", we think we do our part to drag up and down.
In a brief stop in an Albanian village, is a slightly more rounded boy on a bicycle and stares at us enthusiastically, soon after his father comes and asks us for a coffee in his house. Unfortunately, Henning said yes to the question whether we want something to eat, so we have to eat cold, greasy noodles, mjam mjam.
make late afternoon we stop at a body shop next to the road. After resting a few hours, we want to, but .. Sure, I got a flat tire! So we deal so to patch him up it gets dark .. By a motorcyclist, we were still warned of a steep mountain that awaits us in about 5 km to our plan, he just said something like "no way".
creates the first kilometers of the mountain pass with my Simson Simson Hennings in tow, still quite good, of course, in first gear. At some point, but it is
too steep, and we have to walk beside her, that is purely first gear, throttle, and both then run beside the scooter. And shit, that's damn exhausting, with the slope. distribute as a bonus, so to speak, then come also from time to stray dogs to us, we scream, curse and honk more or less successful. Now and then there are pieces that we sit on mopeds can overcome. To 1 or 2 am we reached the summit with nassgeschwitzen clothes.
Just unpacked mattress and sleeping bag and kip just next to the mopeds cheer floor, which has already excessive survival ..
the morning we are woken by the noise of the people who spread all over the top of their cars are, how beautiful.
The departure is handled in rolls and is awesome.
We carry all day fun starting at 35-40 ° C, until my tire is flat while driving slowly. We come just to stand next serveral road construction equipment. When we then keep the tube inflated in the hands, is nowhere in air, in water can we find any holes. Strange had the hose when installed but still hissed .. During the hose lying in the sun, looks Henning Construction, the closer, behind a panel, which he replaced with a screwdriver, he finds diodes, eight diodes!
And then comes yet again from the air hose. The holes appear to be good to open only at high temperatures, very suspect. However, the hose is repaired, and we can do with the "Albanian-sites diodes and eingepacktem tow rope on his way.
The streets are following such "50Km limit" really great, some were straight roads just been completed, only falls out that the tar is very very soft, so that the stand of mopeds sink, or even fall over the mopeds.
counter 20pm then before us is the last part of Albania, about 20 km slopes.
The way is really only of loose stones and sand, but makes a lot of fun to drive.
In the dark we reached the Greek border post.
We did it, we are in Greece!


nail in the tire






sleeper


stray cat at a gas station


Best place to sleep


Smooth exit


Our new friend ..





vs. horse-drawn carts. x5


Albania


yesss


runway


checkpoint Greece

Oxytetracycline Or Dianette

back in town

Hello, are now at home since Saturday again.
Sorry we have recently been so geschludert with the posts, but we would rather go and repair of a letter.
are now still few fürn Days with our girls away - vacation from vacation, is klaar.
rich then the contributions of Albania, Greece, and return with pictures after.
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did well!

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We did it!

arrived yesterday evening in Greece! The
with "We fixed it" forget the first time. This then has
but held only a few miles, and we had to tow.
We could still get some nochn diodes and provide the last piece to Greece without towing. But
more details later. Are now to be only happy times here, and wait for replacement parts from Germany for a week then the ferry to Italy to take.

up the days.

Wach South Park Free Ipod

We fixed it!

Oh yes, Hennings moped runs again ... Hopefully for a longer time
But from the beginning ..
our first day in Montenegro, we have spent with a local family.
We were allowed to stay overnight in a guest room, for only 5Euro, and the son, Ilya showed us the town of Herceg Novi.
The next morning we then towed on, as if by a miracle (we'll call it really) has Zuendsteuerteil my "repaired" by itself, we can not even explain, but my bike runs again without Problems!
So "beautiful" drove towards Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro.
We have quite crass, ass-long climbs in the first Transition at 35Grad hochgequaelt, but my scooter and mopeds Hennings has done it himself fully loaded pull up the mountains.
the evening we have 142km down back, for the towing lot.
We camp on a meadow near a river of the capital Montenergros. As we drive through town in the evening has been very strange, so we have to, for example of dogs that follow us flee. Somehow, everything looks pretty crass different, we are also the first time sleep Kindern.Wirklich in contact with begging quietly near this many unusual things are not covered very easily, so we have great evening in the tent at every sound terrified the night not to survive. In the morning we wake up next to sheep.

After the now routine inputs and packing up we travel to Podgorica purely to repair the control part of Henning's moped.
Somehow parked in the city, and shops visited.
After 1-2h I did then "Centar TV Decevic" found the store could really help us first. An employee was able to repair the part, a diode was in the ass. The repair was even in vain, "You're welcome."
So we build in the evening (we still have some other work done to the moped, so to speak generallueberholt: D) the functioning of control again one.
incredibly Actually, it works, we have done the thing in Croatia already in boiling water to get all the plastic of the electrical components.
As we drove uebergluecklich, Hennings moped went off again. And jumped even more.
When we wanted to do again on the way to the TV store, we met Zarko.
He stood with his Africa Twin on the pavement, and asked for a minute, of course, in English.
We talked a bit, he is a native Croatian, lives in Belgrade and motorcycle traveler - Nice!
He has come to our problem, bringing us to a kind of workshop, and moves me with his Africa Twin for Tv Shop, we try to control part again to repair.
When we folded it a try again after it.
Zarko then has arranged that we can with the people whom the workshop Penn is super. When we ask them for a shower, "the owner" It is a Car Wash service not a salon, "and laughs, but soon after we can in the garage under a faucet" shower ". As the son of Bestityers asks me where I'm from I say Dortmund, he grins and says "AHHHHHH Dortmund Ultras," I say, "YES I KNOW THEM." He is very supportive, and from the moment my new best friend. He proudly shows us the latest Hooligan youtube videos. Here in Montenegro, it is very simple - people come up to us, and help.
In the evening we went went to town, and have only spent time get two beers, very warm people here.
Later we meet with Zarko and talk a little bit, he would like us to talk to beautiful women Montenegro but we are both unwilling, we still have the most beautiful are sitting at home.
The next morning starts at 7.30am. We make Hennings ran directly to repair cart. The TV shop can try around for a long time, the control part but we repair and trial and error again. It was again the diode. But we have obtained compensation, ten pieces.
is running short after the scooter again .. We are looking for the cause, and that takes almost all day. In the evening we have the problem (hopefully permanently) solved, or at least bypassed, in which we another ignition coil (actually we had the wrong in it, but the right to replace:>) have built, and the electrodes distance of the candle to enlarge.
When we then want to open the evening, we will get a food by a woman, apparently friends with the gift shop owners.
Now we look for a place to sleep, and tomorrow, we go towards Albanian border.

Today, unfortunately, no pictures, no card reader, but the days!

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Montenegro

When it became clear that the only Zuendsteuerteil from Germany on Wednesday, arriving 22 July, we have first tried everything that old Zuendsteuerteil to repair, or to obtain spare parts - nothing. After the test we
way again in my Zuendsteuerteil Hennings moped have enclosure that is now more or less broken, my motor runs only until 4000, after which only misfire.
Does that mean that in addition to the Henning Zuendsteuerteil is still a part in the ass. So we are
it with the two scooters, one in tow with a sweet 4000Umdrehungen went over to Montenegro.
Here we are now in Herceg Novi. We try to order new parts via DHL, but that also takes 4-7days until the parts are here. All this is very very tight. And this
towing story we can also not deduct all over Albania, let's see ..


To parents: We can not contact you at the moment because we have no more money on the phones, trying to find a phone booth.

up the days.

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Slovenia
Croatia
Bosnia

have now before yesterday at a Zuendsteuerteil Werner bike service ordered, thank it worked so quickly and smoothly. Hopefully come in good time so that we can soon go on ..

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Croatia (2) Bosnia

planned, we come to 18h in Dubrovnik. We look briefly at the town, and then want to look for a campsite by the sea. On the way then goes Hennings truck made easy, and no longer jumps on ..
try after a bit, we drag his moped just ado with mine. That works great, contrary to our expectations.
We stay on a campsite with ueberteurten crappy situation.
The next morning we take ourselves the moped, and it turns out that the Zuendsteuerteil in the ass is. yesss
Now we are just sitting down for a few days set in Dubrovnik until replacement comes from Germany.

.. Until the day

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The road to Bosnian border is leading us through very steep roads with sparse landscape.
With every mile with which we approach the Bosnian border, it is cooler. When we finally reach the border post, the entry is easier than expected, only passport and green card is required.
few kilometers from the border we look for a gas station, where we can meet directly in a friendly gas station attendants. We are addressed directly mopeds. We talk a bit with them, and continue to search for a place to look for camping.
Bosnia is different than expected. There are many here legally newly built houses, supermarkets, and everything looks kind of normal. After a little
Rumfahrerei we decide just to ask a Bosnian family if we are allowed to spend the night in her garden. After a few Verstaendigungsproblemen we build our tent, a woman brings us a delicious Coffee. At night it is much colder in Bosnia than in Croatia.

The next morning we make our way to Visoko, will purportedly be the recently discovered pyramids.
The scenery here is awesome, you might sometimes think you were in Mongolia ..
We arrive in the afternoon and see a sign, "Bosnia Pyramid Valley, near the plate is a tunnel entrance, a few men stand in front. One of them, working in the "Labyrinth" leads around us, another is an interpreter. It turns out that the labyrinth was discovered in 2006 and is now exposed from 3-4 workers. It is quite interesting, but we do not see a pyramid. Only when we are in search of a campground , Do we see a pyramid-shaped hills, here you have probably the "Pyramid of the Sun" are underneath. That sounds crazy perhaps, but really, right in Bosnia is such a pyramid-shaped hills. It really seems that a pyramid to enter, apparently even older than those in Egypt.

stay overnight the evening we again at a Bosnian family in the garden, the people here are all very nice and cordial.
morning we do we are on the way to Dubrovnik.

Even if we were only two days in Bosnia, the land remains with us a very beautiful scenery and very warm people in mind.


On the way to Dubrovnik


Shortly before Bosnia


tents at a Bosnian family in the garden


Here we go there,


genius landscape

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Here we are!


downtogreece - here we are working now! on a larger map

The map shows approximately to where we were and where we are.

Lcd Tv Green Line That Fades

Croatia Slovenia

The trip runs smoothly from Croatia and from here the weather is better. We drive through some small villages we drop it right the ruins lying around everywhere in the.
We moved a few times, because the maps in the GPS now really suck. However, we then passed through the part of one of the most brilliant sections until now, little forest paths, and finally we have a brilliant view of the mountains and the sea - finally.
is now it also slowly begin to warm and dry clothes. We drive along the coastal road
and head for the campsite in Klenovica, we pitched our tents about 15 meters from the sea on from perfect.
Here we also meet Claudio, we have met before traveling over the Internet, he heads here for 14 days, a youth group, then he drives his girlfriend to Bosnia and Serbia, of course with the bike.
We decide the next Day to spend here. The next day is used for swimming, lounging and cooking.
On Friday, we are now one week on the road, we'll continue to Split. The coastal road here is really awesome and it is a pleasure to be back on the road.
evening we found a cheap campsite where we stay. Today
to go there then to Bosnia, precisely to Visoko. Claudio has told us that here before 3-4years pyramids have been discovered, even bigger than those in Egypt. This detour was not planned, but in view of the pyramids, we hope that it's worth it. Now we sit here
in an internet cafe in nem scheiss Touriort, we want to quickly get out of here, Henning straight but had some problems with his mail credit card, but the problem is now solved. Additionally, the lucky person but still sun poured milk into his eyes and he can only look bad but at the moment is hard in business and never complains! (Surprises again)

For the Post of Slovenia Croatia with us there are no pictures, because here in the Internet Cafe is a card reader, and have we taken any course ..

kilometers made to date: 1635km


Finally, the sea, unfortunately, out of focus.


Our camp, on the sea


cooking


With Claudio


inland Croatia


Shortly before Bosnia



up the days.

Install Landscape Timbers

short Slovenia before the border begins the root pass with only 18% slope ..
we flounder in the rain high, and after a short time we drive through the deserted border posts and reach Slovenia.
From the border it is still about 90km to Ljubljana, the capital of Slovenia.
from short Ljubljana weather will be better, at least it stopped raining.
After a short search we found the hostel "Aladdin" in the vicinity of the center. Here we stay for 25 € per person. And there's a warm shower! We have after several hours riding in the rain with our vermeintich "rainproof" Clothes have to.
evening we drive more purely transform into town to look after us a little bit, the city is the capital for a relatively small, but still quite nice.
do for a piece of pizza, we make our way back to the hostel. Is not much of a problem, just down the road, and then somewhere on the left side, but there has to be .. Surprises again, we certainly are one hour the same (wrong) road went up and down, and only with the help of two nice Slovenia, we were able to find our hostel again. This strikes us directly, that the people here all very are friendly and helpful.

The next morning, the day begins again with the rain, we drag ourselves to our words or rain gear, and make our way to the Croatian coast. After about 60km ride is
Henning out of gas, from which we draw from me, and come close to the next gas station, 150m from the Croatian border.
stay here once we warm up to us, after two hours the rain stopped then.


Henning when drying clothes



gas station just before the Croatian border

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Oestereich

The trip to Oestereich begins with rain, but because we leave Germany behind us quickly, we want to continue anyway. Continue
is worth it for us at least as we see the Alps. Then we waited and we arrive happy and wet in Salzburg.
The city has to offer us after the long drive is not much, but the people are more friendly. When looking for a disembarking we'll get help from a couple Austrians.
We are offered a room in a youth hostel boys, but we are opposed to smile, because we have no Appetrit after the long drive to other boys.
just outside of Salzburg, we will find a room that meets our high demands. I (Henning) sleep well but with diarrhea one.

Oestereich is different than I had imagined, which lies mainly to the people what we were about to be friendly and courteous.

The highlight for us in Oesteriech was definitely the trip on the Grossglockner High Alpine road to the Edelweiss peak in 2571 meters altitude.
We had the luck to can stay there for 25 € per person and to be able to experience the sunrise in the Alps. The restaurant owner was alone worth the 25 € because it was so funny.


Henning and the Girls ...


on the Grossglockner High Alpine Road .. Power of first gear


The bedroom


view from the window of our bedroom

The next morning we tried to solve a problem on the turn signals. After we left blowing 3 fuses, we repaired the whole thing temporarily. A "real repair" would have on the weather certainly means our death. After all, now work from 4 indicators third After the repair, it went on to Slovenia for consistently bad weather ..

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Germany

The tour starts instead of the planned 8am but it was only to 10.45Uhr .. In nice weather we go to
Breckerfeld direction. A goal for the day we have not set ourselves, so we can relatively relaxes the journey begin. The scenery is beautiful especially not at first - you used to songwriter yes. After a few hours later we arrive in Bavaria. 20pm against us then we do in search of a campground, we asked in small towns, if we camp in the gardens of residents should, but we were turned down everywhere. So we just wanted a quiet place near a small wooded area to spend the night. Against our expectations, we have no stress to local residents because of wild camping.



The next morning you go to 11.45Uhr direction Salzburg. From here the scenery is really nice right now, very many fields and many hills and valleys, occasionally even a small Bavarian Village.



After about 230km then we look for a tent site, and Henning Berg discovered the acorn: D
The lies near the city of Ingolstadt. So
booted with mopeds, and opened up the tent, a brilliant campground with brilliant views.



The morning began with rain, yay. However, quite soon dry until we set off at about half past 12 in Salzburg.

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DC's go!

Instead of the planned 8 o'clock, we want to start a little later, at about half past ten.
Was yesterday evening, but too much stress, and has become quite late.
We are trying today to get quite far, at 400km best, let's see obs works ..
So, until the days.

Cervix Gets Soft Before Ovu

finally ..

The cart is ready!
... Well almost. Yesterday until 1 o'clock in the garage tinkered, the harness has made us but then more problems than expected. But the engine is running, the light and now has the moped only lowered yet.
All right, now we have really had enough of screws and hope that joining any repairs and tinkering is done. I do not know how many times we were with Schmidt and Werner's bike service to get parts and screws .. Here again a big big thank you!
Meanwhile, the cylinder was in my s51 and was grinding out today re-installed, so enter the scooter also .. yay ..
as replacement scooter I have the Honda Dax taken by my father, the part is also fun.
Both mopeds now have the Heidenau K42 enduro tires on it, which are then we would prefer for the off-road routes, we would expect with certainty.
now are still about 6 days until we go there, alittle bit must be organized, but we should fix anything until Friday.



cylinder down and change tires


water cooking session with Henning, try gasoline stove


with an oscilloscope to the Samson, but looks so professional from


"Can voll geil ey are at the drive through"


Almost ready ..


So far, we have the daily log out, does well.